35 Messages to Help You Catalyze and Cultivate Your Relationships

Who says scientists don’t have game? We’ve amassed 35 messages to help you catalyze a new relationship. Or maybe you just want to use them on your significant other or your best lab buddy or just have a chuckle yourself!  Whatever you decide to do, we hope you enjoy. Happy Valentine’s Day! 

1. If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
2. Being around you is like having a rhinovirus. I can’t catch my breath around you.
3. I’ll be your T cells and protect you from everything.
4. You must be my conjugate base because we seem to have a lot in common.
5. If I could make my own periodic table, then you would be number one.
6. You must be vaporizing from a solid state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
7. Your refractive index must be more than 2.42 because your beauty shines brighter than any diamond in the world.
8. You must be the square root of negative 1 because there is no way that you can be real.
9. You must be amylase because you are making my life so sweet right now
10. I think that you just lost an electron because you are positively attractive.
11. I get a charge just from bonding with you.
12. To me, you’re hydrogen because you are my number 1.
13. You must be a start codon because you are turning me on.
14. We are like a galvanic cell with so much electricity flowing between the two of us.
15. When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
16. I must have a positive charge and you must have a negative charge. That must be why there is so much attraction between us.
17. Do you want to share some electrons? Maybe we could have a stable relationship.
18. You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
19. You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
20. Describing my love for you would be like trying to define a number by zero; you simply cannot define it.
21. You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen out of my lungs and bring it right to my heart.
22. We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.
23. Your lab or mine?
24. Instead of collecting data just by observation, I would like to be able to get a little more hands-on with you.
25. I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
26. If we were like chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
27. Are you a C-reactive protein? Because you have a-cute phase.
28. Nice antibody. Wanna conjugate?
29. Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
30. Baby, you must be a neuron, because you got some action potential.
31. You light up my world like a fluorophore.
32. We have immunohistochemistry. 
33. Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you. 
34. You’re so hot you denature my proteins.
35. You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.

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